Fire the coach! Fire the coach! Fire the coach!
Depending on the particular play or the situation, the call from pitchwork-wielding Texas Longhorns fans could target a coach ranging from the top to the bottom. A handful of failed plays is cause for dismissal. Someone. Anyone. Maybe all of ‘em.
It escalates quickly, you see.
Perhaps it’s understandable after so many losses and so much turnover, especially on the offensive side of the ball in recent years. Since 2009, Texas has run eight different offenses, only one of which survived two full seasons. Since 2010, the Texas offensive staff has featured six offensive coordinators, an in-season change of play callers, and 27 different assistant coaches.