I called in to chat with Kevin Dunn and Chad Hastings during the 104.9 The Horn radio postgame. Given my prime 11:15 PM CST time slot, it's clear they have big plans for me and are shrewdly using my D list internet celebrity to go after the Art Bell audience of insomniacs and meth truckers that comprise the Barking Carnival readership.
At the beginning of the interview, Chad asked me what advice I had to offer Texas offensive coordinator offensive czar Shaun Watson.
I replied,"I'd advise him to rent."
OFFENSIVE OVERVIEW
163 yards of total offense more than doubles the Longhorn output against Arkansas in the bowl game and had Nick Rose hit his third 54 yard field goal attempt after Brian Kelly's fiendish icing attempts, we would have had six points, not three.