I have an odd affection for a particular Denny's menu item — I love the Moons Over My Hammy. For those who have never had it, Moons is essentially a grilled cheese sandwich with ham and scrambled eggs. It weighs in at 780 calories, half of which come from fat. It is the best. Give me one of these puppies with a side of hash browns, a bunch of hot sauce, and a quantity of coffee that can only be described as discouraging and I am about as happy as I can be.
There are other menu items at Denny's that are decent, but none are really like the Moons Over My Hammy.