Thanks to the Internet - purveyor of highly classified information from the likes of Edward Snowden and Ray J - I was able to snag the basketball equivalent of the Zapruder film: full video of the Texas Longhorns Orange/White basketball scrimmage. I can't really reveal how I got it lest I bite the hand that feeds, but suffice it to say I directly benefited from nobody understanding the concept of confidential any more. Thanks for over-sharing everything, Millenials, this makes all the Instagrams of your McDonald's meals worth it! (I lied, please stop photographing your french fries.