The No. 19 Texas Longhorns (29-15) took down the visiting Houston Cougars (25-16) with a score of 9-4 Tuesday night at UFCU Disch-Falk Field. In presenting that final score, it probably comes across as a score of a game filled with offensive highlights. Maybe, you think, there’s even a cool Zach Zubia or Kody Clemens homerun video somewhere in the thread.
Well, buckle up. Forget about whatever sweet offensive mix-tape is playing in your head right now, and replace it with a little league blooper reel you faintly remember from America’s Funniest Home Videos was still a thing.