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Shooting From the Hip: Texas 35, Baylor 34, Title 9

Related Topics: Texas, Roddy Piper, They Live

Holy shit – we just D’nied, D’railed and all-around D’Onta’d the last playoff contender that Ashley Hodge will see in his/her entire lifetime!

Ain't no need to bury the lede – today’s O was the Foreman show all the way around. D’Onta pushed his way firmly into the Ricky Williams in ‘97/Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live ‘"Ass-Kickers In Lost Causes’’ territory with a 250-yard outburst that saw him benefit from some good blocking and some exceptional ability to turn nothing into something and a something into a shit-ton of awesome. Little/older/twin brother Armanti got into the act with a trio of big time deep shots, including a trademark Buechele basket-drop for the Longhorns’ first score and an out-maneuver/out-fight job on an underthrow to tee up the game-winning field goal.