Offense
Fitting that we'd follow the script from a bad horror movie on Halloween. Predictably cliched failures landed Texas in a location as perilous as any abandoned summer camp or chainsaw-filled basement: The Land Behind the Chains. And then they turned The Puzzle of Third and Six into something between Saw III and the Lament Configuration from Hellraiser - ominous, insoluble and a ticket to hide-your-eyes gore.
It's usually the teens' mistakes that pave the road to disaster in most splatter flicks, but the nominal adults were the ones leading the charge into perdition in this one.