It was a nice change of pace having Texas keep a mid-major at bay for the majority of a game. For the past couple of seasons, the Longhorns instead will escort them to the theater, hand them a bag of popcorn and a soda before the movie begins, then rub their pants 95% of the way to climax before walking out of the theater with the W. Texas is giving other teams victory blue balls and it drives me nearly as crazy as it does the McNeese State Cowboys, storming out of Fate of the Furious with their ill-fitting trousers and loading Reddit incel forums on their iPhone 6s.
Shooting From the Corner: Texas 67, UAB 57
