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Shooting From the Corner: Texas 62, Texas Tech 58

Related Topics: Texas, Pre-existing condition

Certain things about this season are becoming predictable. Texas can get a double-digit lead on solid teams. Texas can hand double-digit leads back to solid teams in half the time it takes them to build it up. Being a Texas basketball fan will be considered a pre-existing condition if the ACA is repealed, and SBNation doesn’t cover health insurance. What I guess I’m saying is the GoFundMe page for my cirrhosis treatment could really use some positive word-of-mouth. I’ll stencil the name of the largest donor onto the baboon liver they put in me, so get your bids in now.