Good morning, everyone; welcome to the day after another Texas Longhorns basketball win. This recap is coming to you belatedly thanks to myriad factors I summed up in a single tweet:
I HAVE DRANK A FAIR AMOUNT BUT THAT WAS A GOOD WIN ALSO MY LEGS HURT PLEASE REFER TO EARLIER TWEETS
— (u256f°u25a1°uff09u256fufe35 u253bu2501u253b 750 (@Bitterwhiteguy) January 6, 2019
Do I remember tweeting that? Maybe. Is it accurate? Definitely. Oh and I still have to get on the bike today because I am going to get this meaningless Rouvy badge if it kills me.