It is with profound regret that I must inform you that it’s over for you hoes, as William Mack Brown is returning to UNC as their new old head coach. When reached for comment, Brown’s agent referred us to a prepared statement:
So I’m back up in the game
Running things to keep my swing
Letting all the people know
That I’m back to run the show
’Cause what you did, you know, was wrong
And all the nasty things you’ve done
So, baby, listen carefully
While I sing my come-back songThoughts and prayers to the rest of the ACC.