There he was before the game, striding towards the stadium and exchanging high fives with fans, white do-rag pulling back his long, curly brown hair, golden cross swinging from the chain around his neck, wide, confident smile breaking out at intervals.
What Iowa State Cyclones quarterback Jacob Park has isn’t exactly swag, but it’s something. A not-quite-brazen cockiness, a seeming lack of self-awareness that leads one to believe that he might not quite be in on how laughable his whole appearance is to observers.
Never just dirtbag. If you’re going to dirtbag, go full dirtbag.