Texas Longhorns fans are living in 'interesting' times. Whether it's watching football players Twitter beef with each other, watching the football team get fed into a wood chipper by a coach that's perpetually 7 months pregnant, watching Big 12 refs wave their penalty flags like a 4am raver light show, or watching the inevitable outcome of giving Edward Scissorhands a punting scholarship instead of tasking him with giving the placekicker a haircut that might allow him to see the uprights, Texas fans are experiencing a kick to the metaphorical testicles unlike anything I can recall.
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