“I heard you did a pilot?”
“That was my fifteen minutes.”
“What was it?”
“It was a show about a team of hybrid edge rushers called Fox Force Two.”
“What?”
“Fox Force Two. Fox because we’re foxy, sexy men, Force as in we’re a force to be reckoned with, and Two because there are one, two, two of us on the field at once. We all had code names. Number 40, the junior, he was the leader. Number 32 was the talented rookie who ran around like a guy thirty pounds lighter.