I joked on Chad & Kevin today that Texas should win this game unless they go 2-20 from three and hahahahaha oh god this was all my fault I’m so sorry everybody I wished this into existence like some sort of secret vendetta against my nervous system. I would really like a game where Texas wins by 14 tomorrow so my doctor doesn’t have to put me on sedatives for the foreseeable future. If I have this terrible power, let’s use it for good.
ahem
TEXAS SHOULD LOSE TOMORROW UNLESS THEY GO 10-13 FROM THREE AND LEAD BY TWENTY UNTIL THE UNDER-4 TIMEOUT WHEN THEY COAST TO A COMFORTABLE 80-66 VICTORY.