Clanking From the Corner: Texas 97, The Citadel 69

Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty ImagesWelcome to the latest basketball game recap in Barking Carnival history, everybody. I have returned from my international adventures; I hiked up a Honduran hill, I saw about 1% of a manatee in Belize, and I did my best not to stumble over myself and ruin 10,000 year-old stalactites in Cozumel. Also, I drank a lot. I mean a lot; two bars on the ship ran out of Tito’s and my response to them telling me they had to give me Grey Goose was to pat myself on the back for really going all out. I’m having a beer tonight because I’m fairly certain going cold turkey on alcohol might send my body into shock. Thank you to Mr. Carpenter for filling in on the Louisiana-Monroe recap, I hope your New Orleans trip was as successful and blurry as my last night on the ship.

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