Watching this game was like doing taxes; I didn’t particularly enjoy it, but I did it and now I can stop thinking about it. Texas put together an offensive performance worthy of an IRS audit but their defense was good enough that nobody is getting thrown in jail. They should all thank their young lawyer Donovan Williams for finding the loophole that allowed them to skate on some very questionable deductions, because some of the partners in the firm threw up offshore threes that I’m not even sure Grand Cayman would allow into their banks. This was less Narcos offensive money laundering than the guys in Office Space buying our silence by purchasing 40 subscriptions to Vibe magazine.
Bricking From the Corner: Texas 70, Prairie View A&M 56
