After a disemboweling in Fort Worth this weekend put the Longhorns at their worst start in decades, fans got understandably upset. And as we can all attest, the first and only solution in a fan's mind is to start firing people from the top down because that has worked a non-zero number of times.
So of course this happened:
— Mike (@MBHORNSFAN) October 5, 2015
Sure, Chip Kelly would be a homerun hire and becomes more and more attainable as Demarco Murray's YPG average stays below his shoe size. But on the off chance that the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles doesn't take the job, it's important to have some backup plans.