Texas A&M plays the South Carolina Gamecocks this week, and even the most mature of us is likely fighting the urge to make a few ill-fated attempts at cock-based humor at their expense. Well in the name of scratching that itch, I compiled my best worst Gamecock jokes all in one article.
- The Cocks have gotten so good at sucking all on their own that I assume they got that Marilyn Manson rib removal surgery.
- The Cocks have got to be chafed after getting beaten eight times in a row.