Many days have elapsed since my last recruiting update. Apologies for the delay, ladies and gentlemen. As you well know, this industry is tough, especially when you accidentally slip in a crevasse and become frozen once again for a few years. No one grinds harder than me, Unfrozen Caveman Recruiting Analyst, to give you the latest interpretations on the musings of high school football players.
It seems that even more colorful hieroglyphics have been added to the lexicon in my brief three-year absence. Now high school kids can become “verified” just like my other favorite brands such as Sinclair Oil and GEICO.