It’s the most wonderful time of the year, kiddos. The temperature’s a little colder, that holiday spirit is in the air, and we welcome the onslaught of #brand bowls for the next few weeks until the CFP happens and we ceremoniously award Alabama another trophy that will feed its ego until that ego becomes sentient and rules over us all in the 40 Years of Darkness foretold in the college football scrolls. No, it’s true. You people don’t believe in anything anymore. Well, I warned you and I’ll be the first to say “I told you so” when we’re all running gassers for Emperor Dark Lord Saban.