The University of Alabama Birmington Dragons were dead. Their program was shut down, and their fans were left in the cold without a football team to potentially ruin most Saturdays for them. I remember being sad when that announcement was made because, well, football is fun. If you have a team and it’s taken away from you, what do you do? But they were killed. Dead. And now, two years later, they’re back. Where I come from, that’s a fucking zombie.
I don’t know what you think about zombies, but I’m against them. Especially zombie dragons. If I were in Game of Thrones when that icy boi started flying around, I’d have noped my way southeast to try my luck with the Dothraki.