[rubs CBD oil on temples] Good morning, class. Mr. Davis is on sabbatical in Greece forming Athenian Aggie game-watch parties and teaching the international nerds in youth hostels how to do the Oklahoma Drill. [sits backwards in chair, casually] So you’re stuck with me as a substitute. My name is Mr. Gardner but you can call me Jimmy.
Y’all listen here. We’ve got a shiny, gorgeous stadium that cost half a billskie to build.
And no one is afraid to play in it. No one.
That changes Saturday night.
On Saturday night, we’re taking this shit analog.