Howdy and welcome to Thanksgiving week! I’m acutely aware that there is a football game and that Coach O is going to lame duck his way through this one whilst dreaming about spending his buyout on… Jesus. So many things, to be honest. Someone should write a Tailgate intro on all the things Coach O is going to spend his buyout money on.
THE THINGS COACH O IS GOING TO SPEND HIS BUYOUT MONEY ON
1. No, I’m not writing this list do you think I want to get cancelled? Shit.
Most of y’all will be celebrating Thanksgiving this week with family and friends.