Welcome back to the Fan Misery Index, temporarily headquartered in Gainesville, FL.
If you are unfamiliar with the rules of the FMI you can find them here and here.
I like to think that every season of the FMI will be like Conway’s Game of Life. We will set an initial state and a set of rules, and our organisms will live their lives as we analyze the population as a whole for patterns. There will be shooters like Rutgers and their unstoppable downward trajectory.