Welcome back to the Fan Misery Index, which devours 70% of its dark, terrible sustenance on rivalry week.
If you are unfamiliar with the rules of the FMI you can find them here and here.
Rivalries are what makes college football great. They matter more to the players and more to the fans than any other game of the season. It stands to reason that the wins taste sweeter and the losses rankle even more than usual. The rules were written with this in mind, and a lot of movement was expected this week.