We've got two days until the showdown in Jerryworld, so it's time for wild predictions about the game. Will BERT sweat through his crushed velvet tracksuit ten minutes into pregame warmups? Will Sumlin pick up a four-star RB recruit at halftime? Will Kyle Allen throw for 500 yards in the first half like science tells us he will? The answer to all of these is a resounding "YES" because it's Thursday, and time for optimism to run rampant. And now you can chip in with your own two cents on the outcome of the game.