By now, you have seen this:
Proud to honor 1 of our most renowned graduates & former Student-Athletes on his induction into the @ProFootballHOF ! Congratulations Jerry pic.twitter.com/d4gM8bqppI
— Jeff Long (@jefflongUA) September 17, 2017
Jazz hands!
Two footballs!
And it’s all for Double J! It’s about time Jerry Jones got some attention. What better way to honor a plastic billionaire than by wearing Walmart replica shammy Cowboys jerseys in Arkie red. Should have accessorized with a Walmart vest and some faux Jimmy Johnson hair. Hell, take another loan from the Teamsters to pay for it.