The original title of this playlist was going to be Cocks and Balls, a rivalry for the ages. While this still makes me giggle, I am better than that. Actually, I am not at all I am probably well below that line of jokes, but my mom might read this so I don’t want to have a five hundred plus word think piece all about dick jokes.
But please buy my book under my pen name Stanley Renderos, Jr. (Señor Gran Polla was already taken in the writers guild.)
So since I am trying to be a better person, what better topic to write about than South Carolina’s most storied tradition, not keeping horses in bathtubs?