"Talk about how you feel about this macabre ritual we're forcing you to participate in here in Hoover."
The SEC Security Detail was unable to fix the glitch from last year and so I was once again given a badge and told that I could sit in a room full of people taking sports very seriously and mock them. This is like Good Bull Hunting Christmas, and there is a hot take under every tree.
Here's what happened in Day 1.
SEC COMMISSIONER GREG SANKEY
For a much more in-depth analysis of what Greg Sankey had to say to the gathered crowd you can read this.