Greetings, all. Next week is SEC MEDIA CRAZE and everyone’s quite eager to lose their shit over mindless soundbytes and robotic journo questions. So let’s not forget the things that truly matter, like which songs each coach should use as their walkup music as they take the stage. No, this does not really happen, but that does not mean that it shouldn’t.
Here they are, in the only order that truly matters (ranked by compensation):
Nick Saban, Alabama
The Americans
A grainy montage of Bama highlights flickers on screen behind him.