As you probably already know, Myles Garrett recently told the Cleveland Browns that if they didn't draft him #1 overall they would live to regret it. Despite a lot of noise about possibly taking Mitch Trubisky instead, it is still almost certain that even football's ultimate sad sacks* won't screw this up. Keep in mind that 90% of what you read about the draft these days is driven by a) one team's desire to send out counter subconscious espionage or b) the NFL creating false drama to convince you that the draft is actually worth watching.
like bond super-villain level plotting
