{A rainy Thursday in May. A weary blog staff trudges mechanically back down into the dark depths of the content mines. It is dark. There is little ventilation. The veins are nearly tapped out. But there—at the edge of the tunnel: a slight glint from the precious scrap of content ore breaks the inky blackness. The team gingerly extracts it and carries it lovingly to the surface...}
First order of business: there is no such thing as a “SERIOUS” hypothetical. Hypotheticals are fantasy by nature, so anyone trying to express to you that theirs is “SERIOUS” is either dicking with you or has no imagination.