LSU, you're going for it. You're really, really going for it. Best of luck you silly monsters, but it's hard to imagine that dropping $15 million on a coach's buyout and bringing in an uncertain quantity at this stage will catapult you into the Alabama stratosphere, but buy God you're willing to try it, and for that we harbor a grudging admiration.
But what if you were feeling a bit more financially prudent? Fifteen million dollars may lose a bit of its meaning when bandied about in late-season college coaching turmoil. But did y'all even shop around?