Sunday: the microcosm of dull, impossibly long periods of time within each college football season week. Now stack a whole month of ‘em together and that’s quite a bit to digest. It’s a giant pez dispenser of chalky, bitter day-pills to consume before we get through to the end. Let’s begin.
WEEK 1: DETERMINATION
Gonna do this. Can’t get through to the end of August if you don’t kick some ass at the beginning. Time to bone up on the team with some serious Internet reading and go get chippy on Twitter when anyone mentions ‘em.