The Aggies are playing the [looks on Internet...] Phoenix? Phoenix. The Green Bay Phoenix on Friday. In Oklahoma City. It's confusing, but we'll get through this.
Green Bay was founded by French traders in 1634, and the original name translated directly to "The Stinking Bay." Three hundred and thirty years later, the University of Wisconsin-Green Bay was finally established to clean up the area, having a focus on environmental sustainability and boasting the nickname "Eco U."
All facts herein taken directly from Wikipedia, by the way. This is just a bit of fun, University of Wisconsin-Green Bay Angry Internet, assuming you exist (and we must assume that).