We're back with more answers. Sort of.
Howdy, gang. Sorry for the lull in mailbag responses but we've been watching six-hour baseball games and readying ourselves for summer by filling up the pool with melted ice chest ice to ensure maximum coolness. We're ready to roll now, so grab your shades and boomboxes and throw us your best questions.
1. Today, news broke that Panama City Beach will ban liquor on their beaches in Spring Break 2016 and beyond. This surprises me, as Spring Break depravity at PCB began loosely around 372 BC and hasn't slowed down.