Jimbo Fisher got a $459 pair of cowboy boots Monday. He promptly stuck one in his mouth.
He said leaving FSU for Texas A$M was a "no-brainer."
How's that taste, Seminoles?
The school gave Fisher almost everything a coach could ever want, yet leaving was such an obvious decision a potted plant could have made it?
That's the big takeaway in Florida from Fisher's introductory press conference at Texas A$M.
The Aggies shouldn't mind having their ampersand replaced by a dollar sign. If they are, give me one day's worth of Fisher's pay over the next 10 years ($20,538.