Your Texas A&M Aggies take on the South Carolina Gamecocks tomorrow, and despite this being a historic rivalry, it is sometimes difficult to generate much angst for an opponent whose mascot is a chicken. They’re fluffy, non-threatening and delicious. At least that’s what they want you to think.

To help you work up a frothing hate leading up to kickoff on Saturday, here are five moments in history when chickens were the absolute worst.

The Cretaceous Period

Believe it or not, DNA evidence suggests that the chicken is the closest living relative of the tyrannosaurus rex.