Happy Alabama week to all of our earnest readers! Things aren’t looking great for the Aggies, if we’re honest with each other. That’s why we’re taking a positive approach this year and focusing on ways for Texas A&M to beat the Tide by any means necessary. Put on your spelunking gear and hit the globe, we’re gonna need some of these come Saturday.
5. The Righteous And Adhesive Gloves of Muscat
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Tucked away in a treacherous cave high in the rugged coastal mountains of the Arabian Peninsula, these magical garments enable the wearer to perform such feats as “catching” an object and “carrying said object without dropping it.