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FIVE BOLD ABSURD PREDICTIONS: SEC WEST 2015

Anything can happen in the toughest division in the country.

Well, we're getting into the rancid meat of August, where audacious predictions jockey with each other for the most attention. While many of these are rooted in some complicated labyrinth of justification or "mathematical possibility", a true Bold Prediction is not harnessed by such earthly bonds. When you've got nothing to lose, you're not afraid to throw caution to the wind. So here are my five most absurd predictions for 2015:

HUGH FREEZE WILL QUIT IN MID-OCTOBER TO FOCUS ON HIS ONE TRUE PASSION: MODEL RAILROADS.

The Ole Miss head coach will suddenly grow frustrated with the insane schedule requirements of his profession and, fearing for his sanity, retreat into an obsession that has long lain dormant in the recesses of his mind.