Amateur meat purchase analyst and A1 drool-inducer Clay Travis found this juicy medallion yesterday:
So Jimbo Fisher just paid $80k for a baby calf per a tipster. Please add this to your SEC coaching drama list as evidence of why Jimbo would never leave Texas A&M. (FYI, I’m told this is an expensive piece of livestock for those of you, like me, who have no idea what these cost). pic.twitter.com/4ZmNpmMiEk
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) May 6, 2019
HOLY COW!
That was like ringing the virtual dinner bell for hordes of slavering, malnourished contentvores nationwide.