Welcome back to the Fan Misery Ladder, where we have Georgia on our minds and South Carolina in our beds.
Next month marks 150 years since some college kids from Princeton and Rutgers took the field in New Brunswick, NJ and played the first ever game of American football. Rutgers did, in fact, give birth to this sport. A century and a half later, Rutgers is doggedly pursuing its creation across the arctic wastes determined to bring an end to this ungodly aberration.
For the second season in a row, the theoretical fans of the Rutgers Scarlet Knights have hit the Ninth Tier of Misery as quickly as any other P5 team.