Editor’s Note: This is a satire article not to be taken seriously. To our knowledge, all of the footballs are fully locked in and committed to the Texas A&M program.
Texas A&M has had it’s share of transfer portal entries in recent days, but this latest one hits the hardest. According a source close to the program, a bag of footballs (including the bag itself) has announced it’s plans to enter the transfer portal and leave Texas A&M.