Christ. Aggie Football’s gotten more coverage in Forbes this week than a Warren Buffett-Elon Musk charity supercar drag race down Wall Street. Look, we get it: people love to see hard numbers and tangible columns all lined up on a page to justify the massive amounts of time, emotion, and various resources they put into following this wild sport. Except there’s one catch: it’s a game, and as such is extremely subject to chance and all manner of unpredictable outside factors. Money is not equal to wins. Yes, money can buy you state-of-the-art facilities, a championship coach, and even blue chip players.