Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin", and "Get Confident, Stupid."
[Judge Smails Voice] SPAULDING... Feels like we haven't heard much out of UCLA. To be expected I reckon when you're dealing with a highly academic basketball school located in the most terminally cool and aloof city on earth. It's hard to get Los Angelenos to care about anything beyond a mirror reflection or name-dropping. That's always made UCLA somewhat of a riddle and why they always make those College Football Sleeping Giant lists (alongside A&M, natch).