***Programming Note*** Hey, gang. Gards here. We know the Daily Bull isn't always, well, Daily. We appreciate that you even notice and care enough to voice your displeasure and make your jokes. Adorable scamps. Here's the deal - we, like you, have full time jobs that are not GBH. Sometimes life happens. Family members get sick, we get held hostage in conference rooms, etc. Sometimes it's just August, you're all out of the office anyway, and we can't bear to aggregate #content that is mostly just lazy conjecture and lists. Thanks for understanding. Personally, there is nothing I like more than yelling my most asinine takes through my keyboard into a Daily Bull.