"I'm lonely, but I can't afford the luxury
Of having one I love to come along
She'd only slow me down, and they'd catch up with me
For he who travels fastest goes alone"
- Merle Haggard
WAIT I THOUGHT WE ALREADY KNEW THIS. How's about press releases for when Speedy Noil is NOT suspended? The incredibly talented, often troubled wide receiver is confirmed to be suspended for the opener against UCLA. Noil was in the middle of a two game suspension anyway that started with the bowl game.