Impermissible benefits be damned. Pay the players whatever the market demands. Burner cellphones for all. I want to know when the NCAA is going to crack down on the true enemy of a peaceful college football community: the parody account.
We’ve all been there. Just scrolling laconically through the feeds, checking for anything noteworthy among the usual detritus of garbage that Twitter feeds us, when something so egregious and appalling jumps out at you that it takes your breath away.
“@2ManyBrewsters has followed you”
Could...could that be real? Did someone actually go to the trouble of creating this account while imagining it would be a good idea?