"Well, there's presents and sweaters
And the pie don't taste right
And dad and the TV are starting to fight
I wish I had a drink or maybe a dozen
Lord, what I'd give for one good looking cousin
So let's all gather around
Dad, you say the blessing
Aunt Jane, she fell asleep
Mary Kay forgot the dressing
But got all of our friends and family here
And now I'm grateful for Christmas this year"
- Hayes Carll